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Buckley the Refuser

Dog training has reached an impasse. Note that I say impasse and not plateau. Buckley refuses to play anymore. Oh sure, he'll still humor me when I have a treat hidden in my hand, but he refuses to even acknowledge that he has learned anything if there isn't any food there. And if there is a distraction, I no longer even exist. What's a dog trainer to do?

When we were in class yesterday, Buckley would not even do the most basic command of "watch". He did, however try and steal everyone else's food.  I said, "hey, buddy, you're with ME and I have a pocket full of your favorite treats, so pay attention."  His response... To try and steal Chewy's treats from his little girl. Hmmmm.

Today, we seem to be back to square one. I hold the treat and Buckley does the training. But not consistently. He won't do any of the training moves when we're not in practice mode. "Sit", for example, will not be done outside of the laboratory of our training environment. From my perspective: grrrrrrrr.  On the plus side, loose leash walking is getting better. We were able to go down the exciting path with limited stops for un-uhs. For the last mile of our walk, he had lots of slack on the leash. And... when we got back to the house, he walked with a slack leash all the way to the door. That was a giant win, since he used to go crazy and pull like a Clydesdale, so I guess we'll take it.

We also got some "sit" and "down" training while we were in the park.  The first couple of times I couldn't even get him to pay attention to me. I cleverly anticipated that and used pizza bones instead of the standard training treats, which eventually captured his attention. Although, it didn't keep his attention when another dog came by.  One thing at a time, I guess.

I know he wants to please me, but he still seems unwilling to follow through on the training. We'll keep on training, over and over, every day. We'll get it. He really is a good dog.

Highly Offensive Material

I just saw the spectacularly amazing movie, The Wolf Of Wall Street.  DO NOT GO SEE THIS MOVIE IF:

• you find misogyny to be offensive
• you find excessive cussing to be offensive 
• you find extremely graphic sex to be offensive
• you find nudity to be offensive
• you find dwarf throwing to be offensive
• you find extremely excessive drug use to be offensive
• you find glorification of exceedingly poor behaviors to be offensive
• you find any previous Martin Scorcese movie to be offensive

Seriously, the topic and the glorification of the characters is reprehensible.  HOWEVER, IF:

• you want to see some of the best physical acting Leonardo DiCaprio has ever done
• you want to see Kyle Chandler take on Leonardo DiCaprio and hold his own, brilliantly
• you want to see an unexpected character portrayal by Rob Reiner
• you want to see some really (I mean REALLY) dark humor
• you want to see some fantastic work by Noah Hill (with some truly crazy teeth caps)
• you want to see a scene that could be straight out of Diner (very funny)
• you want to see some great ensemble work from the entire cast (male, of course... the female cast is given exactly the same work they've been given in the generic Scorcese film)
• you want to hear the words that will be used in hard sales training for the next 10 years (to replace, or augment the 'set of steak knives' scene from Glengary Glen Ross)
• you want to hear some spectacular music cues, many of which are laugh out loud funny
• you want to see a fantastically well crafted film that was fully watchable for every one of the 180 minutes 

So, I gave it two very enthusiastic thumbs up. And, the big concern I had going into it, that the third act would be a downward spiral into retribution and horror (like every other movie of this ilk: Good Fellas, Boogie Nights, etc.) but instead, it just got darker and funnier.  I think this movie feeds into my cynicism and dark humor, which made me enjoy it immensely.

Be happy and healthy! 

Football Phrases

Ah, the Bowl Season is upon us, and in fact, now nearly over.  We have watched several games this year, and for the end of the season, the Rose Bowl, the Gator Bowl and the Orange Bowl were all highlights.  They were very exciting games, made all the better by the inanities spoken by the sportscasters.  My theory is that the sportscasters each choose a phrase and then strive to say that phrase as many times as possible throughout the game.  Sort of like the word of the day in Pee Wee's Playhouse, without the screaming. 

In the regular season, The Bulldogs were, "In charge of their own destiny." In the bowl game, they were "a team who struggled to overcome adversity".  Of course, they lost the bowl game, so their struggle was in vain, I suppose. 

Tonight's Orange Bowl was one of the more entertaining sportscaster phrase games I've enjoyed all season.  The OSU quarterback, Braxton Miller, was "one hurting Buckeroo". (Of course, Buckeroo is one of Buckley's nicknames, so we hollered out, "Buckerooooo!" whenever it was said.) At one point, the Clemson running back was also in pain, so he got called a "hurting buckeroo" too, although, in fairness, I think he should have been called a hurting Tigeroo, since they are the Tigers, not the Buckeyes.

A little earlier in the game, there was some fun alliteration when "Braxton was backed by blocking buddies".  That one got repeated a couple of times.  I wonder if the sportscaster wrote it down before the game and looked for a time that was appropriate to incorporate it.  Hmmmm.

Then there was the "plucking" comments in the 3rd and 4th quarters.  The Clemson player "plucked the ball right out of the air!" You could "hear the sound of the ball getting plucked right out of the air!" "He really just plucked that ball right out of the air." Seriously... three times in a row, with almost no other commentary in between.  Of course, on the very next play, the OSU player intercepted the ball by "plucking it right off of the ground".  Perhaps that didn't work as well for him because he only said it once.

Not too long afterwards, poor Braxton got sacked again and looked like he was going to cry.  "That is one hurting Buckeroo", the announcer stated.  "Yep," his partner said, " One hurting buckeroo."

There is so much entertainment to be had in football, and you don't even need to watch the game.

Have a Happy and Healthy New Year!